Joel’s temper and arguments in the band

Posted: June 28, 2011 in Band Conversations
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JOWETT: We are back from Glastonbury!

MIKE: Hello


JOWETT: (Laughing) Sorry. Hello lad’s

RYAN: Hello

JOEL: Hello

JOWETT: So we are back from Glastonbury!


JOWETT: Was shit, wasn’t it?


MIKE: It wasn’t brilliant

JOWETT: I mean besides the mud, the headline act’s weren’t great. I mean we all know Mike’s views on Chris Martin but none of us are Coldplay fans

MIKE: It wasn’t just his fault. U2 are sh*t too. I mean Bono really is a insufferable cu*t


JOWETT: Just to point out to readers, the management stated that the ‘not the slagging off celebs rule’ could only be lifted if  a celeb caused a problem to the band. The rule ended after Mike claimed Chris Martin spat at him in the queue for the toilets. No one else saw it, we are a bit dubious

MIKE: It happened


JOWETT: Say what you want about Chris Martin. But he is one of the only songwriters that equally shares writing royalties amongst the rest of his band

RYAN: True, not many other bands do that these days

MIKE: He shares his song writing royalties equally amongst the rest of the band, really?

JOWETT: Yeah, what do you think about that?

MIKE: Well, you know why he does that, don’t you?


MIKE: To share the blame


JOWETT: Fair enough. Just to point out, we don’t think it was all bad. We aren’t massive Beyonce fans, but we all thought she was good

RYAN: Yep Elbow, Ed Sheeran Tinie Tempah, just to name a few, were all good

JOWETT: Anything to add, Joel?

JOEL: Errrm I didn’t mind any of it

JOWETT: It really didn’t, did it. The shit headliners and mud didn’t seem to bother Joel much. You don’t seem to ever let anything bother you. (To Mike) Have you ever seen him angry?

RYAN: I don’t know

MIKE: Yeah I have. Once he had a massive pack of ‘Monster Munch’ as part of his Ryder and I ate the last pack and he shouted at me. But while he was shouting at me he had to say the words “Monster Munch”, therefore taking all the severity out of his shouting


JOWETT: Aww Joel. I suppose you need a person like Joel seeing as you two argue a lot anyway

RYAN: We don’t argue that much, only when necessary

MIKE: Mmmm we have our moments, Ryan

RYAN: Well when was the last time?

MIKE: Well actually (Starts laughing) I have seen pictures of Ryan when he was young. And he was a chubby little bastard


MIKE: So when Ryan told me when he was young he did karate, he took offense to me saying “You must have looked like kung-Fu Panda”


RYAN: Dick head

MIKE: He had a chip on his shoulder about that one for a while

JOWETT: Brilliant. Anyway, on that note, its goodbye from me and the lad’s!

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  1. hahahha… Kung-Fu Panda!!!

  2. Tilly Bud says:

    Love the Chris Martin crack about sharing the blame 🙂

  3. Blogdramedy says:

    Has it ever NOT rained at Glastonbury?

  4. the master says:

    Say what you like about Chris Martin… no, seriously, say whatever you like, I don’t mind (especially since I’m not entirely sure who he is).

  5. Daysia says:

    Whoever edits and piubslhes these articles really knows what they’re doing.

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